Wedding Band: Sitcom. 10 p.m. Saturday on TBS.

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The new series, premiering Saturday night, is an hour long, while most sitcoms, of course, are 30 minutes. Here's betting you won't need three minutes to reach for the remote.

The show is about a wedding band, which offers lots of comedic possibilities, all of which go entirely unrealized in the three episodes sent to critics as punishment. ... I'm sorry: I meant, "for review."

The band members are all familiar types: lead singer Tommy (Brian Austin Green, "Beverly Hills 90210") is a commitment-shy womanizer; Peter Cambor ("NCIS: Los Angeles") is Eddie, a married guy with kids, a regular job and dreams of rekindling his lost youth; Barry (Derek Miller, "Secret Girlfriend") is a Jack Black-like drummer who sees arena shows in the band's future; and Stevie (Harold Perrineau, "Lost") is a veteran session musician who's played with greats and is now in a Seattle wedding band.

Because wedding bands have to adapt to all kinds of ceremonies, you'd think executive producer Mike Tollin ("Arli$$") and writers Josh Lobis and Darin Moiselle ("South Park") would be able to milk laughs from, say, the guys playing a fantasy-fiction-themed wedding where everyone speaks Elvish and dresses in weird costumes, favoring horns and pointy ears as must-have accessories.

The pilot episode has the band playing at the wedding of the one woman who dumped Tommy before he could head for the door, and the failed jokes involve an accidentally deflated breast implant.

What the show needs is a comedy implant. The show isn't funny, but worse, it's not interesting. The characters are dull, the performances off the mark at virtually every level, and the writing is flatter than a deflated implant.

The sooner this thing gets annulled, the better.

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